I felt this needed to exist.
“You probably won’t need it, but it will give you comfort!”
Thor Odinson:THE YOUNG MAN WITH THE LEGS AS NIMBLE AS A FAWN PLEASES ME GREATLY. HE SEEMS A VERY EARNEST YOUNG LAD AND HAS WON MY FAVOR
Tony Stark: what are you talking about?
Thor Odinson: THE YOUNG WOMAN WITH THE PILLOW LIPS IS NOT PLEASING TO ME, SHE SEEMED TO BE RATHER TRAITOROUS TOWARD HER LOVE. I AM ALSO RATHER CONFUSED AS TO WHY THE YOUNG SINGING HOMOSEXUAL THINKS THE OTHER ONE WILL BECOME HIS CONQUEST WHILST HE IS CLEARLY ENAMOURED OF SOMEONE ELSE.
Tony Stark: thor…are you watching glee?
Thor Odinson: I AM WATCHING THE SINGING PEOPLE IN THE BOX THAT PRODUCES PICTURES AND INSPIRES A SENSE OF CAMARADERIE AMOUNG PEOPLE IN THE ROOM OF LIVING.
Tony Stark: Is the fawn guy asian?
Thor Odinson: WHAT IS ASIAN?
Tony Stark: okay never mind
[Submitted by: averzierlia
It is rude and hurtful to yell ‘I DO WHAT I WANT, THOR’ whenever Thor says something if you are not Loki. If you ARE Loki, then you should know that your brother is currently crying in the 2nd floor women’s bathroom and we would appreciate it if you would go comfort him because as far as we can tell from what he’s saying, he wants to hug you.]