Someone should revoke my Twitter rights.
someone please get starfire and drax in a room together with a radio
i need this in my life right now
not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome
This is so true. I love this description so much.
And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!
so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?
Forced reboot to install updates.
The accuracy of this is painful.
Worse still my life has become like my mind, can’t do what i need to in one tab, have 1000 open at once and then people get shitty because I can’t focus on just one of them, i need them ALL OPEN and my energy has to be stretched between them and I don’t have enough fucking bandwidth or battery life for this shit.
Damn right she’s building robots in there, she’s a cybernetics genius, she’s running Danger’s restoration program at age 22. If the stuff on her desk isn’t jaeger-related she’s probably making incredibly advanced little machines out of old spare parts just to like relax and unwind after a long day
#WHAT IF MAKO AND NEWT STARTED A GAME OF JUNKYARD WARS: SHATTERDOME#(leaving aside how life in PR-verse is kind of a perpetual Junkyard Wars as it is)#your team has 48 hours to make a coffee machine. prize: now you have a coffee machine
I WANT THIS
# ok but mako? would go super hard at it # can you imagine after pitfall their entire romance would blossom around raleigh presenting her with interesting spare parts # they’d be sitting in her room together with mako tinkering at her desk and raleigh in bed reading # and at some point mako gives a long frustrated sigh and raleigh immediately perks up # what is it my sun-and-stars what aspect of your work is less than perfectly satisfying how can i help # and mako just smiles a little and says oh it’s alright # just that this could be improved so much if i had a thingy # raleigh takes precisely 3.27 minutes to avoid suspicion before he sprints out of the room # and runs down to where alison is now overseeing maintenance # DO YOU HAVE A THINGY says raleigh # no? says alison # OK BUT CAN YOU GET ONE says raleigh # yee-es says alison at length. but it’ll be hard. thingies don’t grow on trees you know # WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT says raleigh # alison smiles a slow feline smile # earlier that evening newt had come down to maintenance with a bad case of mouth diarrhea and a distraught hermann in his wake # for god’s sake hermann had begged. i will pay you anything just give him a thingy or i swear i will murder him. # alison has seen the future # it is bright and includes her running a thingy mafia
"a thingy mafia"
oh gods both big and small i am slain
Classic Hollywood Bloopers
And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:
These are WONDERFUL
Team Fortress 2 + Text Posts
i’m not to late, am i??
I relate to so many of these…
I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"
Schrödinger opens the box and nothing changes.
The cat lacks vital signs (no heartbeat, no breathing, no brain function): the cat is dead.
The cat exhibits continued animation (blinking, walking, nudging his hand with its little head): the cat is alive.
Schrödinger is afraid.
That has not changed, either.
If people talked about other jobs the way they talk about an artist’s work
"Ohhh you are a carpenter? Make me a table!"
"Wait, you want to be paid for designing the table? Isn’t that like, your hobby?”
”XXX$ for a table? I’m sure I could have done that table myself.”
"You know, once that it’s done I’m not sure if I like that table. In fact, I wanted you to make me a chair instead so I’m not going to pay you for it."
Urbance animated project is now on Kickstarter.
Looks so cool!
Oh my god this looks incredible!